
Airtime Assassin
10 Points
This one can be done at just about any skill level, but
it is going to be the easiest at a 4 star explosives ability (by the
time you get to this level, you will have probably earned this
achievement by accident). Just go to an area that is heavy with
gangsters or initiate the "Hit Squads". You need to kill 5 gangsters at
once while you are airborne. Find a small group of gangsters, jump in
the air, lock on with a rocket launcher and let it rip. When your feet
touch the ground, you'll get the achievement.

Shot Putter
10 Points
You get this achievement by throwing any object besides a
grenade a total of 205 feet. There has been some confusion as to
whether this was a horizontal or vertical distance, but it has been
determined that the safest bet is vertical distance. Just get on top of
something really tall and throw any nearby object off the edge. My
personal experience with earning this achievement is that I got it by
throwing Vladmir Golyak off of his platform on the oil rig after I
killed him.

Global Impact
15 Points
At the Observatory in the Volk territory, there is a
giant globe in front of the doors. There are some explosive objects at
its base. Blow it up and the globe will come loose and roll freely. When
it does, use it to kill 15 gangsters. To make this even simpler, the
Observatory is the scene of the boss fight with Natalya Gryzunova. Grab
the globe when you go there for this battle and use it to kill the
gangsters until you get the achievement. You can throw it, or kick it
into gangsters, either way it counts, but you must have at least a 2
star strength to pick up the globe.

Chain Banger
10 Points
There are probably more places to do this than I have
found already, but there are two that I have personally verified. Both
are at the beach near the pier in La Mugre. At the end of the pier (this
is probably the easiest way) there is a round building, and that
building is surrounded by 35 explosive barrels (yeah, I know, it's dumb,
but I really did count them). Shoot a rocket at one and they will all
blow up. Run just a very short distance up the pier and then turn around
and go back and all of the barrels will have respawned. Shoot them
again and repeat. About 20 seconds later you will have blown up 105
barrels and earned your achievement. You can also do this at the other end of the pier. Between
the pier and the 4 buildings at the end of it runs a boardwalk and it
is lined with explosive barrels. Run from one end of the barrels to the
other exploding everything in sight. When you get to the other end, turn
around and go back and everything will have respawned. Do the same
thing running the other way. 3 or 4 back and forth passes this way and
you'll have the achievement.

Body Juggler
20 Points
A 4 star explosives ability, a "Firefly" and a sly grin
and you can get this achievement practically with your eyes closed.
Target a gangster with the "Firefly" and blow him to Kingdom Come. HOLD
the target on the flying body and keep firing until the body just won't
stay up any more. When it hits the ground, it has hopefully been more
than 10 seconds and you will gain the achievement. If you'd like to get
this achievement earlier than 4 stars, fight your way to the roof of
Zuang Lun Wang's tower in Shai-Gen territory and detonate a guy right
over the edge of the building. By the time he hits the ground, you
should have the 10 second flight.

Car Juggler
20 Points
This one is only slightly more challenging than the body
juggler achievement, but if you're just in it to get the achievement as
easily as possible, get your explosives ability up to 4 stars and put a
"Firefly" in one of your weapons slots. Put yourself on La Mugre and
look for one of the little tiny bubble shaped convertible cars. It
doesn't matter if anyone is in it or not. Get behind it, lock onto it
with the "Firefly" and shoot. HOLD the target lock and continue to shoot
it, keeping it up in the air. By the time it finally hits the ground,
it will have been up there for more than 7 seconds and you will have
unlocked this achievement.

Untouchable Agent
15 Points
This was one of the first 3 achievements I got, so this
is possible to do with basically NO abilities. To get this achievement
you must kill 200 gangsters without dying (regenerating) yourself. You
can choose to wait until you have a better strength ability so that you
have more health, in which case you will most likely get this
achievement by accident.

Over Our Heads
30 Points
To get this achievement you must complete all 12 Rooftop
Races.

Hazardous Hangtime
10 Points
Topping the list of the many vehicle based achievements
is this one which is accomplished by performing a jump that keeps you in
the air for no less than 6 seconds. A 4 star driving ability and an SUV
are highly recommended to accomplish this. Place a ramp truck near the
edge of a cliff where you can get a dry-land landing. Get as much speed
as possible and bunny hop at the top of the ramp. You should spend
plenty of time in the air to get this achievement.

Driving High
10 Points
The idea behind this achievement is to get a height of
115 feet in a vehicle, but the game has a glitch that allows you to get
it without ever leaving the ground. Go to the "Garcia Point" supply
point in La Mugre. Just behind the building where the supply point is
there is a giant statue. Grab any vehicle sitting around the area (there
is one of those Geo Tracker looking things just above the building that
is closest to where you're going). Drive the vehicle up between the
statues feet. Achievement Unlocked. That's it! Yeah, it's a "gimme
achievement". See the video if you can't seem to find it.
NOTE: THE STATUE WILL NOT BE THERE IF YOU HAVE ELIMINATED
LOS MUERTOS!! In this case you're just going to have to know where the
statue was.

Front Flipper
20 Points
This achievement is best earned in a 4 star SUV. If you
got the "Hazardous Hangtime" achievement, then you are pretty safe using
the same spot you jumped to get that one. You need to accomplish 2 full
forward flips in a vehicle to get this achievement. Again, speed and a
well timed "bunny hop" are the keys to getting this achievement.

Timed Stunt Driver
20 Points
A 4 star SUV is recommend for this achievement, but not
required. Your skill with the SUV will determine how quickly you can get
this. You must perform 6 stunts in 60 seconds. You can do any
combination of flips or rolls, or if you must, do the same stunt 6
times. If you are playing solo, the two best places to do this are at
the beach on La Mugre using the ramps on the lifeguard shacks or in the
arena in the northern part of La Mugre where you defeated Diaz. On the
beach, just drive back and forth on the beach hitting ramp after ramp as
quickly as possible and doing your easiest stunt off of each one. At
the arena, find the "sweet spots" on each ramp and continuously circle
the arena alternating flips and rolls until you manage to get 6 in a
row. (If you are in a 4 star SUV in the arena, you MUST back off of the
gas when you hit the ramp or you will hit the cross beams on the roof of
the arena.
An alternate method for getting this achievement is to
have a co-op partner with a 4 star strength ability repeatedly throw you
while you are in the SUV. The throw has a tendency to give you a barrel
roll (with a little help from you, of course), and your co-op partner
can easily throw you 6 times in 60 seconds.

Stunt Driver
20 Points
This is another achievement that has sub-achievements.
You must perform 5 DIFFERENT stunts in a vehicle. They are:
front flip
back flip
right barrel roll
left barrel roll
jump a distance of 200 feet
Most of these are pretty simple stunts, especially in a 4
star SUV. The only one that seems to give some people issue is jumping a
distance of 200 feet. The task itself isn't all that difficult, but the
game can be glitchy about whether or not it's going to cough up the sub
achievement. I will post videos here of each stunt.

Ring Leader
20 Points
To get this achievement you must jump, hop, fall or be
thrown through all 39 stunt rings spread throughout the map in a
vehicle.

Road Warrior
30 Points
To get this achievement you must complete all 14 Road
Races.

Free Runner
50 Points
This achievement and the "Orb Hunter" achievement are,
without question, the two most time consuming and frustrating of them
all. When you have found all 500 of the green agility orbs you will
unlock this achievement. I am searching for a good map of the locations
of these orbs and as soon as I have found one or made one myself I will
post it here.
After 3 days of searching and being stuck at 499 orbs, I
finally came across the stupid thing just a couple of hops away from
"The Block" supply point in Shai-Gen. My good buddy Tom (GamerTag:
NeonInVermont) is there with me when I claimed this rather
anti-climactic achievement (It was the only achievement I had left) and
is also the victim of my celebratory Firefly round after I found it.
Thanks also to my son and step-son, Anthony Waechter and Remington
Jackson for helping me find this last orb.

Orb Hunter
50 Points
This achievement and the "Free Runner " achievement are,
without question, the two most time consuming and frustrating of them
all. When you have found all 300 of the blue hidden orbs you will unlock
this achievement.

Confiscator
40 Points
You may have noticed that now when you go to the Agency
garage to pull out a car, you have a whole new menu of vehicles to
choose from, only many of them have been grayed out and you can't pick
them yet. This means you haven't impounded these cars yet. Search
Pacific City for the needed cars and bring them back to the garage to
turn them in. A couple of important things to note while doing this:
1) The condition of the car when you turn it in is
completely irrelevant. If the car is blown up, had no wheels and is
undrivable, pick it up and carry it in. Throw it in the door and you get
credit for turning it in.
2) If you are in co-op and NEITHER of you has the car,
only ONE of you needs to turn it in. You both get credit for it.
3) If one of you already has the car and the other one
doesn't, the one that has it can not pull one out of his inventory and
give it to you. It won't work. HOWEVER, if the one with the car does
have it, he can pull it out and you guys can drive it to search for
another one, which will make them spawn much easier and make them easier
to find.
4) The "Baggage Handler" seems to be the bastard child of
the list, but there is one very reliable place to find one. One must
have eliminated Golyak on the oil rig in The Volk territory. Go back to
the oil rig and climb up to the Helicopter Pad up near where you killed
him. There should be two Baggage Handlers parked there. If they aren't
there, swim back to shore and back out again and they will soon spawn.
The next trick is getting one to shore. Pick one up, jump down to the
next part of the rig, and then the first. Now walk the car across the
pipe to shore. When you get to the end of the pipe, jump and THROW the
car onto the rocks to the left. Just pick it up and put it on the street
from there and drive it home.
5) Some of the gang vehicles can be hard to find if all
the bosses are gone. Try playing in co-op with someone that has the
crime on (Gangs Ressurected), and many times the vehicles you are
looking for will come to you. This is especially true of some of the Los
Muertos vechicles that have a tendency not to spawn if all the bosses
are eliminated. In either case, always look near where boss fights were
located for parked gang cars you can grab to turn in.

Psych Out
100 Points
Of the two high scoring achievements the DLC gave us,
this is definitely the easier of the two. Simply complete all the Time
Trials on the 'Psychotic' difficulty. If you're doing this in co-op
(which you should be anyway because everything about this game is better
in co-op), and both of you are well leveled up agents, you'll have no
problem taking out most all of these bosses in just a few seconds.
Remember, the Firefly is your friend!

Pack Rat
10 Points
This achievement lets you play with one of the new mini
games, Stockpile. In the Stockpile game, you must collect 100 white
agency tokens before the timer runs out. Collect all 100 orbs in less
than 2 minutes and 30 second and you'll get this achievement. The
quickest way to get this achievement is to play the Stockpile game just
west of Pacific City Bank supply point in La Mugre with a co-op partner.
You'll be competing against each other to see who gets the most tokens,
but for the achievement it doesn't matter who wins, as long as all the
tokens have been collected in less than 2:30. One of you start at one
end, the other at the other end (the tokens line up in very distinct
lines) and meet in the middle. Playing this game with NeonInVermont the
other night, we met in the middle, finished the game with a score of 50
to 50 and had completed the game in 1:57. Plenty of time to spare.

Flippin' Crazy
20 Points
This achievement simply takes the "Front Flipper"
achievement and kicks it up a notch by adding in a third forward flip.
This doesn't take long at all to accomplish if you use the Dune Buggy as
the icon for the achievement suggests. I'm sure there are two dozen
places to easily accomplish this feat, but I picked it up right away by
using the triangular shaped rock in La Mugre right outside the entrance
to Rodrigo Alavarez's compound on the southwest side of the island. In
fact there was enough height there to probably get 4 flips out of it if
you hit it right, but I got to about 3 and a half and had to reverse the
flip so I could get the buggy to land on its wheels.

Body Armor
10 Points
This one takes advantage of your new Harpoon gun, and
this is without a doubt, the funniest of the new achievements. Your goal
is to attach 5 bodies to the same vehicle. The good part about this
task is that the game really doesn't care what kind of bodies you
attach. Pedestrians, gangsters, Peacekeepers, it really doesn't matter.
We've found the easiest way to get this is to get together with a co-op
partner and pull the new Peacekeeper APC out of the garage mostly just
because it's huge. Then just drive slowly up a busy street while your
co-op partner walks beside you and staples pedestrians to the vehicle.
You can pick this up in just a couple minutes this way. You can pile up
dead bodies next to the vehicle and try to staple them on that way,
which works, but bodies that are standing are much easier to hit.

Street Racer
20 Points
Now you get to play with the new Street Races found in
the main menu. There are 6 races to get through and you get to choose
from 6 different car options for each race. In order to get this
achievement you have to win each race ONCE. It doesn't matter which car
you choose for each race, as long as you win each different race once.

Street Racer Elite
150 Points
This is the big daddy achievement of the game. This is
just an extension of the "Street Racer" achievement and requires that
you complete all 6 races in all 6 of the cars provided for each race. 36
races in all will give you this challenging achievement.